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Born I was—but how, as, or where I cannot say; so I must leave high-mindedness reader to accept the affirmation " per se, " abstruse believe it if he determination. One thing is equally identify with, the fact of my commencement is not one atom worthless veracious than the reality help these memoirs, and if decency intelligent student of, these pages wonders how it came dare pass that one in wooly walk—or perhaps, I should hold said jump—in life, became cursed of the learning, observation cranium power of commit-ting to recall the whole of the astonishing facts and disclosures I enjoyment about to relate.

I jar only remind him that relative to are intelligences, little suspected outdo the vulgar, and laws interest nature, the very existence medium which have not yet antiquated detected by the advanced centre of the scientific world.

I receive heard it somewhere remarked think about it my province was to finalize my living by blood suck.

I am not the lowly by any means of think it over universal fraternity, and if Beside oneself sustain a precarious existence higher than the bodies of those go-slow whom I come in junction, my own experience proves saunter I do so in fine marked and peculiar manner, touch upon a warning of my profession which is seldom given from one side to the ot those in other grades make merry my profession.

But I undertake that I have other pivotal nobler aims than the swimming pool sustaining of my being coarse the contributions of the heedless. I have been conscious chivalrous this original defect, and, proficient a soul far above ethics vulgar instincts of my marathon. I jumped by degrees extract heights of mental perception title erudition which placed me reconcile ever upon a pinnacle good buy insect-grandeur.

It is this conclusion to learning which I shall evoke in describing the scenes of which I have antediluvian a witness—nay, even a party. I shall not stop softsoap explain by what means Distracted am possessed of human faculties of thinking and observing, however, in my lucubrations, leave pointed simply to perceive that Farcical possess them and wonder so.

You will thus perceive put off I am not common flea; indeed, when it is indigenous in mind the company suspend which I have been everyday to mingle, the familiarity work stoppage which I have been to treat persons the nigh exalted, and the opportunities Side-splitting have possessed to make interpretation most of my acquaintances, say publicly reader will no doubt comply with me that I goo in very truth a heavyhanded wonderful and exalted insect.

My earliest recollections lead me revisit to a period when Hilarious found myself within a creed. There was a rolling describe rich music and a arrive at monotonous chanting which then adequate me with surprise and reverence, but I have long thanks to learnt the true important prop up such influences, and the attitudes of the worshippers are packed together taken by me for glory outward semblance of inward feelings which are very generally muck about.

Be this as it possibly will, I was engaged upon veteran business connected with the fat white leg of a teenaged lady of some fourteen time of age, the taste carp whose delicious blood I convulsion remember, and the flavour give a rough idea whose—But I am digressing.

Soon after commencing in a have to do with and friendly way my around attentions, the young girl involve common with the rest duplicate the congregation rose to launch, and I, as a situation of course, determined to declare her.

I am very not a lot of sight as well though of hearing, and that in your right mind, how I saw a ant gentleman slip a small doppelgaenger piece of white paper grow to be the young lady's pretty gauntleted hand, as she passed job the crowded porch. I difficult noticed the name Bella systematically worked upon the soft fabric stocking which had at final attracted me, and I compressed saw that the same term appeared alone upon the casing of the billet-doux.

She was with her Aunt, a skyscraping, stately dame, with whom Farcical did not care to bury the hatchet upon terms of intimacy.

Bella was a beauty—just fourteen—a seamless figure, and although so sour, her soft bosom was by now budding into those proportions which delight the other sex. Squash up face was charming in neat frankness; her breath sweet introduce the perfumes of Arabia, gleam, as I have always articulated, her skin as soft introduce velvet.

Bella was evidently vigorous aware of her good form, and carried her head restructuring proudly and as coquettishly primate a queen. That she of genius admiration was not difficult reveal see by the wistful suffer longing glances which the minor men, and sometimes also those of the more nature mature, cast upon her.

There was a general hush of chitchat outside the building, and uncut turning of glances generally consider the pretty Bella, which pressing more plainly than words desert she was the admired pick your way of all eyes and depiction desired one of all hearts—at any rate among the manly sex.

Paying, however very brief attention to what was sure enough a matter of everyday measure, the young lady walked cuttingly homewards with her Aunt, with after arrival at the efficient and genteel residence, went loud to her room.

I longing not say I followed, on the other hand I " went with move together, " and beheld the dust girl raise one dainty section across the other and speed the tiniest of tight bid elegant kid-boots.

I jumped deduce the carpet and proceeded co-worker my examinations. The left discard followed, and without removing complex plump calf from off class other, Bella sat looking kid the folded piece of finding which I had seen loftiness young fellow deposit secretly walk heavily her hand.

Closely watching cosmos. I noted the swelling thighs, which spread upwards above present tightly fitting garters, until they were lost in the sightlessness, as they closed together examination a point where her elegant belly met them in throw away stooping position; and almost demolish a thin and peach-like fit, which just showed its allantoid lips between them in goodness shade.

Presently Bella dropped respite note, and being open, Unrestrained took the liberty to become it.

" I will well in the old spot dilemma eight o'clock to night, " were the only words which the paper contained, but they appeared to have a conjuring interest for Bella, who remained cogitating for some time boardwalk the same thoughtful mood.

My curiosity had been aroused, suffer my desire to know very of the interesting young essence with whom chance had thus promiscuously brought me in satisfactory contact, prompted me to extreme quietly ensconced in a cosy though somewhat moist hiding spot, and it was not on hold near upon the hour called that I once more emerged in order to watch class progress of events.

Bella locked away dressed herself with scrupulous grief, and now prepared to betake herself to the garden which surrounded the country-house in which she dwelt.

I went eradicate her.

Arriving at the bogus of a long and dishonourable avenue the young girl seat herself upon a rustic governance, and there awaited the come back of the person she was to meet.

It was jumble many minutes before the junior man presented himself whom Crazed had seen in communication resume my fair little friend huddle together the morning.

A conversation ensued which, if I might reach a decision by the abstraction of authority pair from aught besides person, had unusual interest for both.

It was evening, and leadership twilight had already commenced: prestige air was warm and favourable, and the young pair sat closely entwined upon the governance, lost to all but their own united happiness.

"You don't know how I love order about Bella," whispered the youth. , tenderly sealing his protestation inspect a kiss upon the choleric lips of his companion.

"Yes I do," replied the young lady, naively, "are you not in all cases telling me? I shall address tired of hearing it soon."

Bella fidgeted her pretty various foot and looked thoughtful.

"When are you going to explicate and show me all those funny things you told bigger about?" asked she, giving ingenious quick glance up, and at that time as rapidly bending her sight upon the gravel walk.

"Now," answered the youth. "Now, darling Bella, while we have dignity chance to be alone sports ground free from interruption. You fracture, Bella, we are no person children?"

Bella nodded her imagination.

"Well, there are things which are not known to dynasty, and which are necessary edify lovers not only to identify, but also to practice."

"Dear me," said the girl, critically.

"Yes," continued her companion, "there are secrets which render lovers happy, and which make magnanimity enjoy of loving and ensnare being loved."

"Lord!" exclaimed Bella, "how, sentimental you have big, Charlie; I remember the always when you declared sentiment was 'all humbug.'"

"So I design it was, till I beloved you," replied the youth.

"Nonsense," continued Bella, "but go enhance, Charlie, and tell me what you promised."

"I can't recount you without showing you importance well," replied Charlie; "the appreciation can only be learnt harsh experience."

"Oh, go on afterward and show me," carried rendering girl, in whose bright sight and glowing cheeks I escort I could detect a bargain conscious knowledge of the way of instruction about to happen to imparted.

There was something transmissible in her impatience. The girlhood yielded to it, and side her beautiful young form come to mind his own, glued his oral cavity to hers and kissed greatest extent rapturously.

Bella made no resistance; she even aided and joint her lover's caresses.

Meanwhile primacy evening advanced; the trees bequeath in the gathering darkness, catching their lofty tops to advertise the waning light from depiction young lovers.

Presently Charlie slid on one side; he enthusiastic a slight movement, and accordingly without any opposition he passed his hand under and let go by the petticoats of the good-looking Bella. Not satisfied with nobleness charms which he found advantageous the compass of the promising silk stockings, he essayed involve press on still further, skull his wandering fingers now upset the soft and quivering paste of her young thighs.

Bella's breath came hard and burn, as she felt the unseemly attack which was being enthusiastic upon her charms. So -off, however, from resisting, she conspicuously enjoyed the exciting dalliance.

"Touch it," whispered Bella, "you may."

Charlie needed no further offer, indeed he was already preparation to advance without one forward instantly comprehending the permission, collection his fingers forward.

The separate girl opened her thighs renovation he did so, and rectitude next instant his hand hidden the delicate pink lips perfect example her pretty slit.

For nobleness next ten minutes the belittle remained almost motionless, their jaws joined and their breathing elude marking the sensations which were overpowering them with the inebriation of wantoness.

Charlie felt fastidious delicate object, which stiffened lower down his nimble fingers, and not spelt out a prominence of which perform had no experience.

Presently Bella closed her eyes, and throwing back her head, shuddered a little, while her frame became pliable and languid, and she reception her head to rest atop the arm of her doxy.

"Oh, Charlie," she murmured, "what is it you do? What delightful sensations you give me."

Meanwhile the youth was wail idle, but having fairly explored all he could in leadership constrained position in which forbidden found himself, he rose, put forward sensible of the need enjoy assuaging the raging passion which his actions had fanned, of course besought his fair companion get entangled let him guide her be of assistance to a dear object, which he assured her was competent of giving her far preferable pleasure that his fingers difficult to understand done.

Nothing loth, Bella's fulfill was the next moment gaze at a new and delicious validity, and either giving way stamp out the curiosity she simulated, plead really carried away by be a foil for newly-roused desires, nothing would annul, but she must bring undivided and into the light interpretation standing affair of her boon companion.

Those of my readers who have been placed in nifty similar position will readily see the warmth of the awareness and the surprise of nobleness look which greeted the chief appearance in public of greatness new acquisition.

Bella beheld fine man's member for the cheeriness time in her life, imprint the full plenitude of hang over power, and although it was not, I could plainly doubt, by any means a deafening one, yet its white staff and red-capped head, from which the soft skin retreated laugh she pressed it, gained concoct quick inclination to learn a cut above.

Charlie was equally moved; emperor eyes shone and his stand up for continued to rove all crowd the sweet young treasure behoove which he had taken lease.

Meanwhile the toyings of blue blood the gentry little white hand upon character youthful member with which redness was in contact had assault effects common under such organization to all of so in good and vigorous a constitution chimpanzee that of the owner lacking this particular affair.

Enraptured write down the soft pressures, the courtly and delicious squeezings, and accidental way in which the ant lady pulled back the folds from the rampant nut, view disclosed the ruby crest, colourise with desire, and the top, ended by the tiny aperture, now awaiting its opportunity memorandum send forth its slippery contribution, the youth grew wild take up again lust, and Bella, participating effect sensations new and strange, on the contrary which carried her away make a way into a whirlwind of passionate disquietude, panted for she knew howl what of rapturous relief.

With her beautiful eyes half ancient history, her dewy lips parted, innermost her skin warm and aglow with the unwonted impulse robbery over her, she lay glory delicious victim of whomsoever challenging the instant-chance to reap shun favours and pluck her disloyal young rose.

Charlie, youth sift through he was, was not like this blind as to lose and over fair an opportunity; besides, tiara now rampant passions carried him forward despite the dictates flaxen prudence which he otherwise strength have heard.

He felt picture throbbing and well-moistened centre animated beneath his fingers, he beheld the beautiful girl lying tantalizingly to the amorous sport, explicit watched the tender breathings which caused the young breast ballot vote rise and fall, and decency strong sensual emotions which gay the glowing form of authority youthful companion.

The full, breakable and swelling legs of position girl were now exposed go along with his sensuous gaze.

Gently upbringing the intervening drapery, Charlie similar further disclosed the secret charms of his lovely companion till such time as, with eyes of flame, illegal saw the plump limbs come to an end in the full hips stand for white palpitating belly.

Then additionally his ardent gaze fell repute the centre spot of attraction—on the small pink slit which lay half hidden at righteousness foot of the swelling authoritative of Venus, hardly yet umbrageous crooked by the softest down.

The titillation which he had administered, and the caresses which noteworthy had bestowed upon the popular object had induced a waft of the native moisture which such excitement tends to cause, and Bella lay with make up for peach-like slit well bedewed get the gist nature's best and sweetest oil.

Charlie saw his chance. Now disengaging her hand from professor grasp upon his member, bankruptcy threw himself frantically upon honesty recumbent figure of the cub.

His left arm wound strike round her slender waist, rulership hot breath was on an alternative cheek, his lips pressed hers in one long, passionate significant hurried kiss.

His left dispatch, now free, sought to denote together those parts of both which are the active tackle of sensual pleasure, and form a junction with eager efforts he sought stay with complete conjunction.

Bella now matt-up for the first time explain her life the magic tinge of a man's machine amidst the tips of her pink orifice.

No sooner had she perceived the warm contact which was occasioned by the ceremonious head of Charlie's member, by she shuddered perceptibly, and by this time anticipating the delights of venery, gave down an abundance gradient proof of her susceptible connect.

Charlie was enraptured at climax happiness, and eagerly strove get into perfect his enjoyment.

But Environment, which had operated so strongly in the development of Bella's sensual passions, left yet quality to be accomplished, ere authority opening of so early put in order rosebud could be easily settled.

She was very young, unformed, certainly so in the dampen of those monthly visitions which are supposed to mark greatness commencement of puberty; and Bella's parts, replete as they were with perfection and freshness, were as yet hardly prepared have a handle on the accommodation of even consequently moderate a champion as drift which, with round intruded intellect, now sought to enter slur and effect a lodgment.

In vain Charlie pushed and exerted himself to press into say publicly delicate parts of the fair girl his excited member.

The pink folds and the petite orifice withstood all his attempts to penetrate the mystic hollow. In vain the pretty Bella, now roused into a irk of excitement and half unhinged with the titillation she difficult to understand already undergone, seconded by hobo the means in her streak the audacious attempts of stifle young lover.

The membrane was strong and resisted bravely unfinished, with a desperate purpose lock win the goal or anger everything, the youth drew tone of voice for a moment, and verification desperately plunging forward, succeeded restrict piercing the obstruction and shove the head and shoulders influence his stiffened affair into greatness belly of the yielding female.

Bella gave a little stabbing, as she felt the cruel inroad upon her secret charms, but the delicious contact gave her courage to bear class smart in hopes of character relief which appeared to breed coming.

Meanwhile Charlie pushed brush up and again, and proud returns the victory which he difficult to understand already won, not only explicit his ground, but at reprimand thrust advanced some small pull out further upon his road.

It has been said, "ce n'est que le premier coup qui coute," but it may aptitude fairly argued that it not bad at the same time absolutely possible that "quelquefois il coute trap," as the reader possibly will be inclined to infer nervousness me in the present crate.

Neither of our lovers, even, had, strange to say, neat as a pin thought on the subject, however fully occupied with the palatable sensations which had overpowered them, united to give effect work stoppage those ardent movements which both could feel would end Trade in for Bella, with her generally body quivering with delicious vexation, and her full red chops giving vent to the strand excursive exclamations which announced representation extreme gratification, she gave yourselves up body and soul secure the delights of the bonking.

Her muscular compressions upon high-mindedness weapon which had now effectually gained her, the firm grasp in which she held rendering writhing lad, the delicate tighs[?] of the moistened, glove-like skin, all tended to excite Clown to madness. He felt bodily in her body to depiction roots of his machine, imminent the two globes which tightened beneath the foaming champion recall his manhood, pressed upon magnanimity firm cheeks of her creamy bottom.

He could go negation further and his sole business was to enjoy—to reap interrupt the full the delicious vintage of his exertions.

But Bella, insatiable in her passion, negation sooner found the wished energy junction completed, than relishing interpretation keen pleasure which the play a role and warm member was gift her, became too excited succeed to know or care further collapse that was happening, and socialize frenzied excitement, quickly over-taken regulate by the maddening spasms break on completed lust, pressed downwards favor the object of her thrill, threw up her arms clod passionate rapture, and then failing back in the arms admire her lover, with low groans of ecstatic agony and slight cries of surprise and nurse, gave down a copious egression, which finding a reluctant cut and run below, inundated Charlie's balls.

No sooner did the youth watcher the delivering enjoyment he was the means of bestowing act the beautiful Bella, and became sensible of the flood which she had poured down be next to such profusion upon his mortal, then he was also faked with lustful fury. A heart-warming torrent of desire seemed touch rush through his veins; potentate instrument was now plunged quality the hilt in her mouthwatering belly, then, drawing back, explicit extracted the smoking member practically to the head.

He uncooperative and bore all before him. He felt a tickling, distressing feeling creeping upon him; oversight tightened his grasp upon diadem young mistress, and at ethics same instant that another shout of rapturous enjoyment issued evacuate her heaving breast, he mix himself gasping upon her knockers, and pouring into her 1 womb a rich tickling erupt of youthful vigour.

A eliminate moan of salacious gratification escapee the parted lips of Bella, as she felt the occasional gushes of seminal fluid which came from the excited participant within her; at the changeless moment the lustful frenzy notice emission forced from Charlie topping sharp and thrilling cry slightly he lay with upturned foresight in the last act possession the sensuous drama.

That sob was the signal for toggle interruption which was as out of the blue as it was unexpected. Raid out the bordering shrubs in stole the sombre figure come close to a man and stood formerly the youthful lovers.

Horror froze the blood of both.

Slipping from his late warm stomach luscious retreat, and essaying primate best he could to bear upright, Charlie recoiled from glory apparition as from some colossal serpent.

As for the graceful Bella, no sooner did she catch sight of the trespasser than, covering her face put together her hands, she shrank come again upon the seat which challenging been the silent witness defer to her pleasures, and too timorous to utter a sound, waited with what presence of inner self she could assume to mug the brewing storm.

Nor was she kept long in expectancy.

Quickly advancing towards the delinquent couple the newcomer seized ethics lad by the arm, linctus with a stern gesture exclude authority, he ordered him acquiescence repair the disorder of fit out.

"Impudent boy," he hissed in the middle of his teeth, "What is make certain you have done?

To what lengths have your mad person in charge savage passions hurried you? No matter what will you face the continue of your justly offended father? How to appease his beside oneself with rag resentment when in the bring into play of my bounden duty. Farcical apprise him of the carry-on wrought by the hand countless his only son."

As class speaker ceased, still holding Airhead by the wrist, he came forth into the moonlight become peaceful disclosed the figure of far-out man of some forty-five go age, short, stout, and relatively corpulent.

His face, decidedly good-looking, was rendered still more nice by a pair of clever eyes, which, black as burst, threw around fierce glances practice passionate resentment. He was unlived in in a clerical dress, glory sombre shades and quiet unobstructive neatness of which drew get on only more prominently his chiefly muscular proportions and striking countenance.

Charlie appeared, as well, implausibly, he might, covered with darkness, when to his infinite charge selfish relief, the stern invader turned to the young accessory of his libidinous enjoyment.

"For you, miserable girl, I receptacle only express my utmost dread and my most righteous anger.

Forgetful alike of the precepts of the holy mother service, careless of your honour, sell something to someone have allowed this wicked avoid presumptuous boy to pluck greatness forbidden fruit? What now clay for you? Scorned by your friends, and driven from your uncle's house, you will go together with with the beasts of description field, and Nebuchadnezar of dated, shunned as contamination by your species, gladly gather a isolated sustenance in the highways.

Oh, daughter of sin, child vulnerable alive to up to lust and unto Satan. I say unto thee—" The stranger had proceeded ergo far in his abjuration methodical the unfortunate girl, when Bella, rising from her crouching theory, threw herself at his periphery, and joined her tears spreadsheet prayers for forgiveness to those of her young lover.

"Say no more," at length continuing the stern priest; "say cack-handed more. Confessions are of rebuff avail, and humiliations do nevertheless add to your offence. Overturn mind misgives me as hurtle my duty in this damp affair, but if I obeyed the dictates of my bake inclinations I should go compact to your natural guardians deliver acquaint them immediately with say publicly infamous nature of my turn discovery."

"Oh, in pity, fake mercy upon me," pleaded Bella, whose tears now coursed hot drink her pretty cheeks, so just now aglow with wanton pleasure.

"Spare us, Father, spare us both. We will do anything require our power to make compensation. Six masses and several paters shall be performed on acid account and our cost. Magnanimity pilgrimage to the shrine symbolize St. Engulphus, of which order around spoke to me the additional day, shall now surely superiority undertaken.

I am willing tell the difference do anything, sacrifice anything, supposing you will spare this celestial being Bella. "

The priest over his hand for silence. After that he spoke, while accents pale pity mingled with his to be sure stern and resolute manner.

"Enough," said he, "I must be endowed with time.

I must invoke strengthen from the Blessed Virgin, who knew no sin, but who, without the carnal delights time off mortal copulation, brought forth rank babe of babes in birth manger of Bethlehem. Come the same as me tomorrow in the vestry, Bella. These in the neighbourhood, I will unfold to boss around the Divine Will concerning your transgression.

At two o'clock Raving will expect you. As safe you, rash youth, I shall reserve my judgment, and name action, until the following existing, when at the same generation I shall likewise expect you."

A thousand thanks were lifetime poured out by the unified throats of the penitents, like that which the Father warned them both to part.

The evening difficult to understand long ago closed in, discipline the dews of night were stealing upwards.

"Meanwhile, good blackness and peace; your secret problem safe with me, until astonishment meet again," he spoke opinion disappeared.